Simon and Pam were once a golden couple but two small children, two cracked nipples and one waning libido has snuffed out their fire. Simon is enormously flattered when another woman focuses her attention on him but will he take it any further? Or will Simon find that some men are not wired for adultery, that some men are just too nice, that unrequited love is something that lasts forever, while requited love can be punishingly finite?